HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

I LOVE 24

Thought this was funny...

hahah on halloween night someone decided to be funny and sneak a bat into the game with them. The funniest part is when Manu Ginobli swats it to the ground and picks it up like its no big deal.

RAD!

Anyone wanna roadtrip it to jackson hole? i do!

Happ Birthday BIFF!

I never made my birthday wishes for my sisters big 23rd public, which tiff was quick to remind me of in one of her comments down below ;) But i love you tiffany! thanks for being the best " big/little" sister ever and bringing the happiness you bring to all of our lives.

T- the bestest sissy ever/ treehugger of the family ( sorry i had to throw that in) :)
I- itty bitty
F- full of love
F- fun to be around
A- always looking out for others
N-nicest!
Y- yoga biotch

Party @ # 34 and some...

I'm a little behind on my blogging, so forgive me. I am back in pootah. There has been lots of homework, studying for what seems to be like an endless weekly cycle of tests, quality time with the amigos, and even more quality time with the new roomies ( Tj the halfpipe and Cram Cram). All in all, its good to be back :) Here are just a few pics of us at the owlz game. And i know im going to get crap for the colors of my hat, but lets just say i lost a bet and in result had to represent the orem owlz so forgive me. Im still a cardinal and gold blooded trojan. 

their is a pillow between us. I promise.

hot cheetos, of course

Teej and I

Booyah!

Cram creepin

Homerun ball we stole from the little kiddys

Speaking of trojans here are some pictures of me and my pops and Uncle Greg & Steve at the USC vs. Ohio state game. My pops..being the good dad he is flew me out all the way to Columubus, Ohio for a good trojan beating. Actually, the game was a little to close for comfort but of course the boys of Troy came out on top. We thought we were going to get ourselves into some nasty heated confrontations with the crazy buckeye fans but surprisingly they were all very respectful and polite people. I will never forget that weekend so thanks again pops!

Pop and I @ the pep rally the night before the game

Final Score : USC 18 and Ohio State 15!

The Boyz

Before the game

outside the horseshoe

Only SC fans on the bus

a beer drive thru...only in Ohio

Apple Vs. Dell

Greg after dutch ovening himself ( he farted in the covers and smothered himself in it, haha)

Fight On!

Pep Rally!