Why men are never depressed.

I don't know how entirely true this is, but its pretty funny...

Why men are never depressed: You can never be pregnant. The world is your urinal. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. you get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.